Attention legitimate news outlets:
*The disgraced, twice-impeached former president who knowingly and with malice of forethought inspired an armed insurrection at the U.S. Capitol in order to stop the peaceful transfer of power...
*This, or some version of it, should henceforth preface any reference to forty five. No mention of his name is necessary as we all understand who is being referenced. This is not to cause the man embarrassment, it is intended to save decent people from hearing his name repeated. Also, as a narcissistic cult leader and proud sociopath, he is not capable of feeling shame or embarrassment.
