From the WHATINTHECRISPYFRIEDFUCK department-

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Potential mini-miracle leaves gullible worshippers awestruck!

Are these people truly this simple? It is one thing to believe a personal deity is taking an interest in and direct action for the benefit of certain humans. This alone (put mildly) strains credulity. However, to seriously imagine an omnipotent and benevolent god choosing to manifest his limitless power only rarely and in this trivial and pathetic way defies both expectations and rational thought. Let us compare/contrast two possible outcomes. First, a human being is forced to click a link to order a new tin of wafers ($14.00 per 1000. I checked) or everyone stands around wetting their pants until the almighty takes time out of his undoubtedly busy schedule to refresh the current batch. This micro-miracle leaves his followers gobsmacked. Acolytes begin pouring in from near and far to stand in the same spot where the blessed event took place. Not a single voice raised in anguish about the various and sundry horrors he could not be bothered lifting a single beatific finger to ameliorate. Thanks, Big Daddy, we sure were running low on crackers.